Look what my husband made me! Yay!
Just in time for your next Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky! Scary! (that’s a 30 Rock reference), I present – Dancing Skeletons! Or “dancin’ skellingtons with all bones on,” if you are swimming through space on the back of a giant tortoise (and there’s a Discworld reference). Or, you know, also in time for Halloween (“Nice work, Bone Daddy” – Nightmare Before Christmas – oops, there’s another…), or for Dia de los Muertos, or just as a momento mori.
Dem Bones! Dat Face! Who cares why? Just make the cute little guy, dancing his heart out, and wear this double knit scarf in good health. And when you’re done wearing it, well, just put your skeletons back in the closet. (OK, I’m done.)
My inspiration for this one is easy:
Just one more:
Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones! How do you feel, Mr. Bones? Rattlin’! Mr. Bones is rattlin’. Ha, ha! That’s a good one! – Rosemary Clooney, Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye sing “Mr. Bones,” White Christmas (Seriously. I could do this all day long.)
Want to make some bones of your own? Find the pattern in my Ravelry store here. Cheers!
So this week, here’s two new purses.
Introducing the Hummingbird Easy Double Knit Purse. This one’s got a bird on it. Because I’m from Portland and I do everything Portlandia tells me to do. Plus, I really like hummingbirds. We have a little lovely in living in a pine tree in our backyard. She’s raised three pairs of chicks in the past three years. She works so hard, and we make sure to have nectar for her every day. This is for you, Beautiful!
You can find the patterns here. I have included detailed instructions, including how to deal with the most common problems that beginners face.
And as always, more to come in the coming weeks!
Oh, poor Mrs. Hudson. She tries so hard to keep things nice, but what does her mad tenant do when he’s bored? He tears the place apart.
Show your love for the world’s greatest consulting detective, declare yourself on the side of the angels, bored perhaps but never boring, by making this homage to the great man himself. Poor Mrs. Hudson. It really is nice wallpaper.
What do you think? Not bad, eh? I found this fuzzy yellow yarn that perfectly matches the look of spray paint on the wall, It’s amazing, better than I ever thought possible. The pattern includes step by step instructions for how to get that third color inserted into double knitting. It actually went well. It got a little ridiculous with all those little yellow yarn ends dangling, but it worked out just right and the pain didn’t last too long before returning to the ‘simple’ black and white wallpaper pattern. And that wallpaper – mmm – I didn’t really appreciate it in all its glory until I knit up the pattern. It’s just gorgeous. Which makes the cheery face all the more inappropriate, which makes it funnier.
I love this one! If you do too, you can find the pattern on my Ravelry page, here.
Want to learn how to double knit, but this lady’s crazy long scarves in lace weight yarn too terrifying to contemplate? No worries! Here’s a simple, fast, easy project that will make you a cute and useful item: little purses!
And I have not one but two designs for you today.
The K-9 purse has a Gallifreyan’s best friend on the front, cool bowties inside, and dalek dots on the back. It will fit a paperback book for those long lines at the big conventions, or a fine selection of everyday essentials at any time.
Each pattern includes detailed written instructions on how to double knit as well as how to make the I-cord straps. This project should take you between 8 and 14 hours, depending on your skill level.
The There and Back Again purse has a lovely round hobbit door on the front, a treasure chest on the inside and Rivendell on the back.
These were done in sport weight yarn for 6 by 8 inch dimensions, but you can easily make these purses in worsted weight for a 7 by 11 inch purse. And you could felt it for greater sturdiness, too!
You can get the patterns here. Make one for yourself, one for your friend, one for a sweet kid you know and one for fun. Or just make one. That’d be all right. You don’t have to go nuts unless you roll that way.
In other fab news, I just learned that a wonderful Raveler entered her There and Back Again Story Scarf in the Oregon State Fair and won the first place ribbon! I’m so proud; I feel like a grandma. I’m not surprised, mind you. But proud, yes, very proud.
So many more new designs coming, folks. This is just the beginning.
…Hang in there… I have sooooo many pretty projects to show you this fall! I’m not sure, I’ll have to check again, but I think it’s about one per week from the beginning of September to Christmas. And more beyond that, though maybe one every two weeks at that point, right through to March. Some are still in the design stage, so I get to keep knitting all fall. Yay!
I need photos taken and to finish up instructions on all the lovelies I have done, and then we’ll be ready to rock and roll. There are more geeky and fancy scarves, a hat or two, and …drum roll… purses! They’re so great, quick projects, especially good for learning how to double knit.
So I’ll be back soon, with the first pictures – if all goes well. I can hardly wait to show you.
Last night, my husband and I had dinner with some friends, Ed and Zelle. Zelle just turned 100 years old, earlier this month. She is in excellent health, hears reasonably well, and has a sharp mind. In a couple of months she and her husband will celebrate their 75th anniversary.
I found myself, halfway through dinner, looking at her and hoping that I could have an old age like that. You never know, of course, everyone’s path is different, but it was a profound feeling to realize that I am only half her age. The past year, I’ve been feeling pretty old. Ha!
This sweet couple has children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren and great-great grandchildren. They have many stories about their lives, and how they had to start over more than once, leaving one kind of life to start another. They’ve had their share of trouble and they’ve been richly blessed.
She wanted to invite me over especially because she knows I knit, and she wanted to give me a pattern. She’s given up doing fine embroidery work, examples of which were all over the apartment she and her husband share in the retirement community where they live. But she kept knitting after moving there, and she’d kept her one favorite afghan pattern. I asked, but she couldn’t remember how many times she’s used it to make afghans and lap blankets. A lot, though, for sure. I have one in my office, given to me by her husband a couple of years ago. The paper pattern, part of a little booklet, is curled and well used. Her favorite, and she gave it to me.
Then, appreciating my enthusiasm for her kindness, she invited me to take her very last pattern – one for making dishcloths. She’d saved it because it was easy and I think she couldn’t imagine not having some sort of project to work on. But she gave it to me, and then she also wanted me to accept her little wooden framed cloth knit holder thing with a last few balls of dishie cotton yarn, and her last pair of knitting needles. “Take it,” she said. “I won’t be making any more. You finish them.”
I am honored. As her kind-hearted husband escorted us back down the elevator to leave, he said, “When she’s gone, you can remember that Zelle gave that to you. You can tell people about her.”
I am honored. God bless that dear couple. I am blessed to know them, here near the end of lives well lived.